Well, I think that we've been invaded. I'm still not entirely sure by what, but ever since those violin cases have been moved to storage, I've been noticing a strange whining sound in the freezer. To my experienced ear, it sounds like a person (minion perhaps?) is bound and gagged to a metal chair with duct tape. However, we here at the Secret Bunker know better than to use duct tape in the freezer. Last time it took forever to get the gum off of the ice. We had to defrost everything.
So, no, definitely not a human being trapped freezing in the ice box.
I think it might be rats. I'll just wait a couple hours to make sure that the little bastards freeze. Then maybe they can be roasted. (Sorry guys: Still haven't made it to the grocery store--Whole Foods was all out of fresh figs and miso the last time I was there and they still seem to have trouble locating the manager. Guess it's off to the Circle K. Again.)
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There was a violin in one of the cases. I was just practicing where I wouldn't bother anyone.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
Bloody hell.... I never thought of that.
FYI: I'm missing my guitar pick. Lovely bit of shrapnel I found...can't remember where. Might be sharp going down in the rat stew, so why don't you all chew carefully for a couple days, eh?
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