As head of the Kitchen to Preserve Iron John's Further Plans for the Domination of the World at Large, it falls to me to put together various marketing plans and dinners for heads of state...though it seems pointless since all 'heads' of state will fall under Iron John's rule at one point or another. Stay tuned for further polls and recipes.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Tracking Gir
Well, Gir should be easy to find without putting a tracker on him.
Apparently, he has decided to practice a Moonlit Sonata for Evie. So I'm keeping him in the freezer.
Hide all nacho cheese items--what has gone wrong with these people? I mean really, there are orange fingerprints all over the bunker and no one has a problem with this? The custodial staff has hounded me for a week but I tell them to yell at the snack machine guys. Hear Me! NO NACHO CHEESE WILL BE SERVED IN THIS KITCHEN!
Reload the turret guns--and make sure the hamster cages are secure every night
Find out who left the mousetraps around the fridge--remind Iron John that the traps should go inside the fridge...safer that way.
1 comment:
But it comes out sounding like Orange Blossom Special.
Sigh
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